"Spending some quality bear time," he replies. "He looked lonely." Or, she. He doesn't know what gender Elena's bear is supposed to be, just that it probably doesn't matter in the grand scheme of anything right now. Much like what's going on here.

And if Elena's going to pretend like nothing's wrong, then Damon's just going to face it not being wrong. Because nothing is.

"And looking through your brother's things. He picked up quite the fetish in the mile high city." Is he kidding? One can never know! (He is.)